Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Wally-isms

17: There's nothing on the wiki about this!!!! I had no idea, and I'm not spam!!!! Just gimmie my pig crackers and let me sleep in!!!! Ah crap now I gotta get up and start getting ready 4 work. If only I had 2 more hours of blissful sleep :) *cuts leg off* oohh gotta go to the doctor this morning, can anyone drive me there?

16. Deo: did you see the fresh animal crackers in the kitchen?
Bob: yea I saw two buckets of 'em
Deo: well actually there's one bucket of animal crackers, the other bucket has pig crackers.
Bob: *confused* pig crackers?
Deo: yea, what are they called...skins?
Bob: pork rinds?
Deo: yea.
Bob: *in disbelief* those aren't crackers!!

15. It's a good thing I didn't get to plan C, that evolves faxing my response to everyone and then calling to make sure you got the fax....

14. Deo: I'm going to be about 20-30min late today. I broke 5 ribs so its gonna take a few min for them to heal.
Noo: Ok, thanks for the heads up. What did you do to your ribs?
Deo: Got attacked by man eating walrus...

13. Spam: freeze sourwood is alterate weierstrass but magistrate calamitous pandemonium not scandalous, aura is chicken? The diagnosis sourwood and adept but adept not collins allspice conservation dab no sheila
Noo: I think this one was meant for you...
Deo: Yup, thanks, I’ll handle this one

12. Barbeque-Palooza Tomorrow - Jim is bringing Dickeys Barbecue for lunch tomorrow! There will be a kiddy pool full of barbecue sauce for wrestling in as well.

11. Deo (to the client!): Thanks Dan, We will keep an eye out.... Wait even better we will keep both eyes out!
Dan: Let's just use one giant eye ...

10. Deo: Nah , we just need Wieck snow mobiles. Great advertisement campaign! (Oh look there goes one of those Wieck snow mobiles!!! Man! I want them to make my digital newsroom!!!)
Addendum: Bobby says we don't need snow mobiles because Apple doesn't make them. :-D
Foppy: No doubt about it - Apple doesn't make them and they don't sell them in Norman, Oklahoma.
Deo: Yes, but before there was iPhone, many had phones. Therefore, if everyone starts using snow mobiles we will see the first snow mobile/ipod/phone/internet communication device...
Whit: And there we have it, proof that irreparable harm to one’s brain cells can occur from spending too much staring at video editing monitors. ;-) Parents don’t let this happen to your kids!

9. Deo (Post-Detroit-Madness): I'm proud to announce that desk is back on the old network and its really fast. I want to thank all the people who made this possible. If it wasn't for Christy's penguins we could have never done this! Also I would like to thank Jeremy's Stewie pen. And also thanks goes to Lindsay's Kleenex crate. And also thanks goes to trigger-happy-todd. Oh and thanks to Bobby and Tommy too.
Foppy: Actually, Tommy and I didn't do much - it was the canola oil.
Princess: Ok what are yall on and why aren't you sharing?
Deo: Bobby is a well known coffee lord. So he hooked us up.

8. Noo: Deo, I keel you.
Princess: No, No...No ‘keeling’.....that would be bad. ;) Maybe more like no chicken express for the week.
Deo: Nooooooooooooo please keeeel me!!!! (Sent via BlackBerry from Cingular Wireless)

7. Deo: Just wondering if anyone used a white bowl with a handle on it out of the top middle cabinet in the kitchen. If anyone has seen/used it please return.
Curtis: Is that the one that says "Princess Wally" on it?
Deo: Ya! "Princess Wally-Pop"

6. I feel that we all learned a very important lesson today. Don't bake and prep. We should think about other people before jumping at the oven and tossing cookies in while captioning. If only more people could come to this realization...

5. I want to add to this that I get 2 new Mac Pros that dispense chicken express chicken. (only for my use) And that we reconsider having me put in the file room...

4. Me Deo...Me prep video.....Make big file to small piece.

3. I am watch (actually said as "I'm watch" but works better as "I am watch")

2. She feels like a vacuum?

1. What's via the Noo?....FTP?